Bye Bye W

I know many if not all how heard the goodbye Bush song put with the tune of the song Bye Bye Love, which is funny. But this is the best goodbye song I have heard. The tune, lyrics are written by this youtube user (jmayland) He also sings the song and the video it funny as can be.

If you only see one video this year it has to be this one.

Get ready America for on January, 20, 2009 we celebrate, The nightmare is almost over, didn't I tell you we would survive him ;o)

Now I bring you
BYE BYE W
by youtuber jmayland

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Sen. Feinstein Proposes Burris for Head of CIA

The following is from The Satirical Political Report, it's like Social Issues Photo Album (pictat), but on politics. Hope you enjoy

Sen. Feinstein Proposes Burris for Head of CIA

“NOW HERE’S A MAN WHO’S A SPY’S SPY – SO INVISIBLE AND UNDER THE RADAR, THAT THE SENATE REFUSED TO EVEN ‘RECOGNIZE’ HIM WHEN HE SHOWED UP FOR WORK.”


Make sure to stop by and visit 'The Satirical Political Report', "The Best Political REAM
on the Internet."

Forever a Facetious Pain

Bush's Theme Song Contest

Well it seems that soon the days of Bush and his croonies are coming to an end. Through out the last eight years I have wondered what would Bush's theme song be?

So over the next few weeks I will be posting theme songs for Bush and on Jan 19, 2009 we will have a poll for you to pick your favorite.

I am asking for submissions from all paltlkians, no matter what party you agree with, no matter your IQ score or no matter your species (yes that means even mw can join in).

The submission that is picked will be awarded some sort of prize to do with paltalk, so tell your friends.

For this contest to be continued we need at least 10 submissions, so get off your asses and get busy.

My nick on paltalk is Mystic Sea Maiden, leave me a pm if you have a submission or suggestion.

Remember to have fun with this, and to get you started here is my submission

Prez Bush and Lady Oil

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Always a Facetious Pain

A Bigot On Paltalk?

My dear friend PTTV reached deep into their bag of goodies to show you the prattlerites the best bigot paltalk has to offer.

I know I know always with the proof with you guys.



Don't kill the messenger, beside you asked for the proof

~~~~~~The Pratttler~~~~~~

shout out to PTTV1892

Fuck Tolerance Ban MothersNaTiVE

Mothers, Mothers, Mothers!!! Tolerance be damned, no more ex stripping indian (using this un pc term because that is how Mothers NaTiVE refers to herself) nuns. We must take a stand somewhere, the witches, warlocks, dipshits, holy than thous, are all allowed, we must take a stand. Now is the time to have your voice heard, time to say no to having to allow ex stripping indian nuns!

I say lets take a vote on it, you with me?

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Should MothersNaTiVE Be Banned?

Hell Yes
No I'm a wimp



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In case you want a walk down memory lane and all the wonderful hours MothersNaTiVE has given us in paltalk.

MothersNaTiVE: i bow to my bush (yes mothers' bush needs a trimming)

MothersNaTiVE: I got bush tatooed on my butt (one cheek too, she had to save room for mcstain)

MothersNaTiVE: I love my bush (at least she isn't on the mic, I spoke too soon)

Mystic Sea Maiden: Please people get your hands up and stop this torture (I agree admin she must be drunk)

Mitsuk: this is a racial attack (at least she didn't say racist, wait racial means of or characteristic of race or races or arising from differences among groups)

Mitsuk: mystic, i have been watching the attacks on mothers, you can't convince me it isn't racialization (but mitsuk isn't saying its racism, right?)

Mitsuk: i watch for it (and very hard too, but i'm sure its only racial attacks)

Dushan29: MOTHERS IS DERANGED...A PSYCHO (damn dushan you weren't racial in your attack of mothernative)

I_luv_U2: Mitsuk, it's not racial...it's Mothers ignorance that is so damn annoying and we certainly will react when she praises her damn Bush (i'm still swimming from the fact she has a bush)

Mystic Sea Maiden: Mothers is a moron period (moron means a person of subnormal intelligence, i wondering if that is racialization, it must be because mothersnative is indian, no native americans attack her)

Miles-to-go: i HAVE SEEN PLENTY NATIVES ATTACK YOU MOTHERS (well there goes that theory)

BadReligion76: mothers take a shit on the mic mitherfucker, show some shit, ass,, shit, play some shit, mutherfucker, shit mothers bag shit (she does that?)

MothersNaTiVE: I would give ken/mits..anything (as long as they are fellow antive americans, wait isn't that a form of racialization?)

Newtons_Apple: MOTHERS IS A REPUBLICAN SHES A LIAR (just as long as no one uses any racial terms and if they did i'm sure mitsuk would dot them)

chilling like penguinn: KENOWS, JUST 299 YEARS AGO YOU USED TO CUT EACH OTHERS SCALPS OFF ( get him mitsuk now this is racialization)

Mystic Sea Maiden: why isnt he dotted? (yes why didn't mitsuk dot him? help i'm confused)

Alert: chilling like penguinn reddotted by: Mystic Sea Maiden (but why didnt mitsuk do this? it couldn't be that mitsuk is racist against all non native americans)

Lord FANGilicious: Mothers invites attacks upon herself (and attacks)

Lord FANGilicious: This is not about her culture (there's a ex stripping nun indian culture?)

Lord FANGilicious: She baits the room with culture until someone crosses the line (you mean mothersnative race baits the room?)

Mystic Sea Maiden: agreed Lord (mystic sea maiden and lord fangilicious agreeing?)

MothersNaTiVE: they always attack me because I'm indian Mit/Ken (or maybe because you are stupid, just a thought)


Is calling someone stupid racial, or moron, or asking if someone is drunk? I say it's time to stop the abuse and let MothersNaTiVE be with her own kind, Two Way Street Politic room. (what horrible minds you have) Down with stupidity Up with drunks

~~~~~~The Pratttler~~~~~~

Paltalk's Hillbilly Reunion

Paltalk got to experience it's very first hillbilly reunion yesterday, it was a scary sight indeed.

We got to see a 'Hind LickManeuver' ( you don't know what that is, let me explain in a humorous way)

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind LickManeuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

(Now you know what a 'Hind LickManeuver' is)

Although it was very sickening to see Baby Roses (the lucky recipient of the 'Hind LickManeuver') was ever so grateful to Boondock_saint07 (the bestower) she bent over and let him do again.

After all the family greetings were out were out of the way, the real 'down home fun' began.

They were all so proud of themselves, speaking and writing proper English, they gave me, The Pratttler the rights to share their reunion with all of you.

So are you ready to enjoy the memories of a hillbilly reunion? Just read on.

Queenie7222: urine......a muslim will do ANYyhing ( anyyhing? oh must be hillbilly slang for anything) including eating pork, and drinking alcohol. A muslim will even verbally DENY Allah as his creator. It is called DECEPTION.....and Barack Hussein Obama is practicing this DECEPTION right now !!

Stormy Monday: Muslims that leave Islam are killed===that accounts for all the ex-muslims on PalTalk LMAO (ex-muslims? How could there be such a thing? Stormy didn't you know all Muslims that leave Islam are killed, so there can't be any ex-muslims, please don't tell me you aren't sure)

Rastaman1982: PPL WILL BE GOING TO EVERY GROCERY STORE TO DO AND BEAT UP SOME MUSLIMS LOOOL (watch out 80 year old door greeters, but don't hold a grudge, they are only being patriotic hillbillies)

roberto2012_1: islam hates dogs so goofy is toast (what about Mickey Mouse?)

Baby Roses: Mickey Mouse is Muslim (that is a relief, at least we will still have Mickey)


aidd5956: which gives a muslim a bigger chubby, walking by a petting zoo or a day care center ( luckily we know what gives aidd5956 a chubby, grooming his bride to be, grape ape)

Eskimos In Spain: OBAMA IS A PIG (but I thought ya'll said obama was muslim and pigs can't be muslim, can they)

Eskimos In Spain: REPORT ME (Yes Eskimos In Spain has reported for 3rd grade, four times)

fablesofphabus: Barak obama is a COMMUNIST (well if he is communist we can rest assure he isn't gay)

Eskimos In Spain: OBAMA IS A HOMOSEXUAL (confusion, anyone?)

Boondock_saint07: I hope some nut job shoots obama right between the eyes (Boondock_saint07 proudly presents his resume for the job)

roberto2012_1: obama isnt the president so threatening his life isnt a federal offence (off ence? hmmm off the fence, off cents, no well heck I guess I just don't get hillbilly ebonics)

Boondock_saint07: i wrote a song, wanna hear ?, here it go " I shot Obama, but damned if I didn't forget to shoot biden, well obama came to my home town, trying to take me down, said he wants to take me and guilty for the singing of the anthem, I say hey hey hey, yea " I shot Obama, but I didn't shoot biden" (I told you he was presenting his resume)

Eskimos In Spain: I DON'T SEE ANYONE THREATENING BUSH IN HERE, LOL (haven't they done a great job as admins? no threats, no tos violations, silly me I was thinking of another room)

Can't get enough? Don't you fret, more Paltalk's Hillbilly Reunion to come. Ya'll come back, Ya hear?

~~~~~~The Pratttler~~~~~~

Thank You

I waited till the day after the election before putting my hand to pen. I wanted to make absolutely sure that there wasn't going to be any type of recount or court involvement, as we know that has happened before.







It is official Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States of America and already he has started keeping his campaign promises. Obama promised that the democratic map would expand and it did. There weren't riots in the streets, quite the opposite there was joy and hope in the streets. The American people got back something they have been missing, their belief that their voices did matter, they relearn that we the people do in fact hold the power as long as we are willing to work for it.

I wanted to get some facts out there before all the bullshit starts in hopes that maybe this will stop a handful of scared, hateful people in their tracks. First fact I wanted to put out there is; unlike what some are already saying, it was not one group that elected President Obama it was the voices of many from all demographics. Obama won popular vote 53% to 47% and I'm going to break that down a bit. African-Americans made up 13% of the vote, voters under 30 (this included first time voters and the young vote) made up 18% of the vote. Now if you add all this together that is 31% of the vote leaving 22% which did NOT fall into young or African-American vote.

These are the facts, we the American people elected Obama, people from all races, religions, gender, and age. We came together and spoke with a united voice, we all want a better country for our children and grandchildren to come. We wanted to show the world that no matter what affliction comes our way we can and we do come together to expand on the very principals of our country, equality, freedom and justice.

I have always said it is the American people I have hope for and believe in and now I hope the world can understand why Americans are proud of their country and why they think the US is the best system out there. Is it perfect, of course not but that is part of the beauty to know we had a solid foundation to build upon and that we can always move our country towards a more perfect union.

As President Obama said in his acceptance speech last night, this is our victory. Every single person that made calls, knocked on doors, donated $5.00, helped at the polls and voted, this is your victory, this is America's victory and the world's.

Although there are already many saying President Obama isn't their president, that is ok because you are his fellow Americans and he will be a president for all, even to those that disagree with him or refuse to call him their President. He will be a servant of the people as is the duty of the president, he will not dictate to us, he will not try to be King Obama, he will work tireless for all Americans, even you.

To every single American I want to thank you for all you have done, and to ask you to not slack off now. There is a hell of a lot of work ahead and it will be a long and sometimes a rough road, but it will always be a road worth travelling.

YES WE CAN & YES WE DID

Obama in 2001.

Enjoy.




Till next time.

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