Paltalk's Hillbilly Reunion

Paltalk got to experience it's very first hillbilly reunion yesterday, it was a scary sight indeed.

We got to see a 'Hind LickManeuver' ( you don't know what that is, let me explain in a humorous way)

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind LickManeuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

(Now you know what a 'Hind LickManeuver' is)

Although it was very sickening to see Baby Roses (the lucky recipient of the 'Hind LickManeuver') was ever so grateful to Boondock_saint07 (the bestower) she bent over and let him do again.

After all the family greetings were out were out of the way, the real 'down home fun' began.

They were all so proud of themselves, speaking and writing proper English, they gave me, The Pratttler the rights to share their reunion with all of you.

So are you ready to enjoy the memories of a hillbilly reunion? Just read on.

Queenie7222: urine......a muslim will do ANYyhing ( anyyhing? oh must be hillbilly slang for anything) including eating pork, and drinking alcohol. A muslim will even verbally DENY Allah as his creator. It is called DECEPTION.....and Barack Hussein Obama is practicing this DECEPTION right now !!

Stormy Monday: Muslims that leave Islam are killed===that accounts for all the ex-muslims on PalTalk LMAO (ex-muslims? How could there be such a thing? Stormy didn't you know all Muslims that leave Islam are killed, so there can't be any ex-muslims, please don't tell me you aren't sure)

Rastaman1982: PPL WILL BE GOING TO EVERY GROCERY STORE TO DO AND BEAT UP SOME MUSLIMS LOOOL (watch out 80 year old door greeters, but don't hold a grudge, they are only being patriotic hillbillies)

roberto2012_1: islam hates dogs so goofy is toast (what about Mickey Mouse?)

Baby Roses: Mickey Mouse is Muslim (that is a relief, at least we will still have Mickey)


aidd5956: which gives a muslim a bigger chubby, walking by a petting zoo or a day care center ( luckily we know what gives aidd5956 a chubby, grooming his bride to be, grape ape)

Eskimos In Spain: OBAMA IS A PIG (but I thought ya'll said obama was muslim and pigs can't be muslim, can they)

Eskimos In Spain: REPORT ME (Yes Eskimos In Spain has reported for 3rd grade, four times)

fablesofphabus: Barak obama is a COMMUNIST (well if he is communist we can rest assure he isn't gay)

Eskimos In Spain: OBAMA IS A HOMOSEXUAL (confusion, anyone?)

Boondock_saint07: I hope some nut job shoots obama right between the eyes (Boondock_saint07 proudly presents his resume for the job)

roberto2012_1: obama isnt the president so threatening his life isnt a federal offence (off ence? hmmm off the fence, off cents, no well heck I guess I just don't get hillbilly ebonics)

Boondock_saint07: i wrote a song, wanna hear ?, here it go " I shot Obama, but damned if I didn't forget to shoot biden, well obama came to my home town, trying to take me down, said he wants to take me and guilty for the singing of the anthem, I say hey hey hey, yea " I shot Obama, but I didn't shoot biden" (I told you he was presenting his resume)

Eskimos In Spain: I DON'T SEE ANYONE THREATENING BUSH IN HERE, LOL (haven't they done a great job as admins? no threats, no tos violations, silly me I was thinking of another room)

Can't get enough? Don't you fret, more Paltalk's Hillbilly Reunion to come. Ya'll come back, Ya hear?

~~~~~~The Pratttler~~~~~~